The Mighty Monocle

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March 2013

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“Stupidity is brief and straight-foward, while intelligence is tortuous and sneaky. Intelligence is crooked while stupidity is honest.” —Fyodor Dostoevsky (via my-southernsoul)
Mar 27, 201394 notes
The fact that you compared the LGBTQ community to penoplasty is incredibly offensive. You might was well do the same thing with feminism and African-American civil rights movement. And people on Tumblr don't fetishsize homosexuality. Is it wrong to be open-minded? Ignorant prick.

The quote is void of any logic whatsoever. But this, as you should recall, is not its original form. Originally, the quote went, “religion is like a penis.” Now although i found this quote blatantly illogical in every sense, it was thoroughly abused to condem all religions. Furthermore, over the past week i’ve seen far too many human rights activist bring up just as illogical arguments further condemning religion. My goal here is to point out the hypocrisy of the argument. In the past month i have faced only once, some sort of religious propaganda but literally hundreds of times with LGBT propaganda. But the religious group didn’t call me an ignorant prick when i told them i didn’t believe their religion was real. 

Mar 27, 20131 note
Mar 26, 2013114 notes
Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture

mangowow:

Every time I promise myself that I will work on controlling my temper, I always end up making a scene.

This time, it wasn’t my fault. All I wanted was a bagel. A bagel, a cup of coffee, and perhaps a spot near a window where I could idly watch the traffic go by as I browsed through the newspaper and licked creamcheese from my fingers. But apparently the Gods were not on my side.

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Mar 26, 20132,958 notes

LGBT movement Is much like a Penoplasty

It’s fine to have one.
It’s fine to be proud of it.
But please don’t whip it out in public and start waving it around.
And PLEASE don’t try to shove it down my kids throats!

Mar 26, 20130 notes
#south park #lgbt #penoplasty
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tumblingwithstyle:

reminder:

  • salt is bad for you
  • fat is bad for you
  • sugar is bad for you
  • carbs are bad for you
  • meat is bad for you
  • dairy is bad for you
  • bread is bad for you
  • eggs are bad for you

enjoy ur meal

image

Mar 26, 201342,555 notes
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Mar 25, 2013522 notes
It's google street view without the boring bits. → safestyle-windows.co.uk

aisthetes:

thehappinessmachine:

livinlavidasherloki:

sassysharpshooter:

myantiquehabibi:

hereforpizza:

emmugh:

The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.

it took me to the horizon of a city. and then i looked around and i realized…

it was a miniature city

people were standing around it and all this time i was thinking it was a real city

i got scared there for a moment

it dropped me IN THE OCEAN in front of a manta ray

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I am in some turkish baths

Muscular dudes and ladies are looking at me

/clicks on link

/clicks out of link

it sent me to a natural history museum. all i could think was

Emily Graslie would be proud

Mar 24, 201367,961 notes
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Mar 23, 201368,142 notes

walpurgisswag:

Guess what kids, Tumblr is a website full of lots of incredibly toxic people who glorify mental illness and fetishize homosexuality, not to mention the fact that death threats get thrown around here every time anyone says an opinion on anything, whether or not its popular. We did it kids. We climbed this whole mountain of human garbage wow.

Mar 23, 201330,775 notes
Mar 23, 201349 notes

This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I’ll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace

Mar 23, 20134 notes
#adventure time #tart toter #official tart toter #finn #jake #pb
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